Chris rock dating quotes

Chris Rock branded Hollywood "racist" as he tackled the Oscars race row in his opening monologue.Critics including 50 Cent and Tyrese Gibson had called on the comedian to boycott the ceremony following the #Oscars So White debate – but he took the opportunity to critique the Academy.See Chris Rock's wittiest thoughts on love, relationships and marriage.Apparently, not everyone thinks Chris Rock is all that funny ...

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "Fuck you!As the collection of one-liners below show, the 51-year-old entertainer, who last hosted the Academy awards in 2005, has a history of biting, razor-sharp comedy, and isn’t afraid to tackle the big issues – race, politics, slavery and gun crime all fall under his comedic radar. Back in January, Rock warned fans that he’d thrown out his original material and written a brand new show, in response to the #Oscars Sowhite controversy. I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. "If they ain't cutting it off, I ain't paying." She would say, "The first bill is a suggestion. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. If they really want you to pay it, then they'll come and tap on your window." Her whole philosphy of life was: if you die owing money, then you've won. If you're one of the chosen few people in the world lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the s**t out of it! My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!

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